My beloved wife,

This month, don’t forget that I love you. I will be back next month, once the World Cup is over. I may make daily trips to you during dinner. You are always welcome to visit me, I’ll be on the sofa, but please don’t walk in front of the TV. Oh, and bring beer and chips, that’s always a plus.

Your husband,

Alexxx

PS – If the baby wakes up because I’m screaming “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!” it’s because she wants to celebrate, not because I’m loud.